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Ten Things Found in Pat Corker’s Rucksack
1. Sun block, Hiroshima Factor.
2. Camping Stove.
3. Spare socks -wool x4.
4. Pyjamas - wool, hand knitted.
5. Copy of Enid Blyton's “Five go mad in Kettlewell.”
6. Hand whittled tent pegs, two dozen.
7. Women's tights (honest).
8. Storm matches (you can't blow them out).
9. Pipe and rough shag (no, not one of our female bikers, but tobacco!)
10. A copy of Sporting Loop illustrated.
Peters Pockets came under scrutiny next.
1. Titanium, CNCed, full metal jacket, triple -butted, designer trailtool. (mil. spec. plus)
2. 100 page user's guide for trail tool
3. 400 page authorised service centre locator for trail tool
4. Helmet warranty card
5. Large hammer (In case helmet replacement becomes a fashion-critical imperative)
6. Pan-Galactic Camel Blaster powdered hydration reservoir enhancer. (Salt and sugar)
7. Women's tights (Honest)
8. Immac cream for helmet/scalp interface optimisation
9. Joakley Solar Radiation Attenuation Devices (Paired, eclipse-resistant)
10 Intelligent Automobile Proximity Locator and Avoidance System. (Beta Version 1.0)
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